Detroit, MI – In a landmark joint-effort between three racing super powers, IMSA, IndyCar, and NASCAR will implement a new program of catch and release for backpack wearing super fans in 2019. The program will humanely tranquilize the super fan and tag them for release so that they can be monitored by the appropriate parties to better understand migration habits. This program is expected to reduce the amount of left and right photos as well as the times grid girls and brand ambassadors are molested. European art museums have yet to comment.

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